Shizzlefry

Eat it... it's good for you. Older than young, younger than old. Living in Chicago and married to my best friend. Daddy-in-training. ....email = toddthetodd (at) gmail (dot) com

Jul 5
coldclearlight:

diggingforroots:

moleend:

[image description: Six images of people wearing shirts. From top-left to bottom-right, the shirts read: Race is not a punchline, Rape is not a punchline, Gender is not a punchline, Genocide is not a punchline, Queer is not a punchline, Illness is not a punchline.] 
iamwhoiamandidontgiveadamn:

but-for-the-grace:

queercakes:

livelaughawesome:

et-tu-dionysus:

So my neighbor is selling these amazing shirts (click through to link to her store!)Each one says “COMEDY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, NOT OFFENSIVE!” on the back and each print is available on every size the website has to offer.
I’m extremely tempted to order each one, :s

I ordered the rape one.
I can’t fucking wait.

i am following the last three people to reblog this. neat. i want the queer one.

oh oh I really want the genocide one
or the rape one? or the queer one?
IDK THEY’RE ALL SO BRILLIANT.

These are AWESOME.  I need the Rape one. 


Yes. I want them all. Maybe they could consider a design that includes them ALL?

i want the rape one, but i feel like everyone i know would be like “OKAY RACHEL SHUT UP WE GET IT”

If all dats true why come I get all kinda laughs urrytime I tell that one about the black dood in darfur or wherever raping that white chick by accident, when really he meant to make sweet sweet love to the other dood wiv AIDS? 

coldclearlight:

diggingforroots:

moleend:

[image description: Six images of people wearing shirts. From top-left to bottom-right, the shirts read: Race is not a punchline, Rape is not a punchline, Gender is not a punchline, Genocide is not a punchline, Queer is not a punchline, Illness is not a punchline.] 

iamwhoiamandidontgiveadamn:

but-for-the-grace:

queercakes:

livelaughawesome:

et-tu-dionysus:

So my neighbor is selling these amazing shirts (click through to link to her store!)
Each one says “COMEDY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY, NOT OFFENSIVE!” on the back and each print is available on every size the website has to offer.

I’m extremely tempted to order each one, :s

I ordered the rape one.

I can’t fucking wait.

i am following the last three people to reblog this. neat. i want the queer one.

oh oh I really want the genocide one

or the rape one? or the queer one?

IDK THEY’RE ALL SO BRILLIANT.

These are AWESOME.  I need the Rape one. 

Yes. I want them all. Maybe they could consider a design that includes them ALL?

i want the rape one, but i feel like everyone i know would be like “OKAY RACHEL SHUT UP WE GET IT”

If all dats true why come I get all kinda laughs urrytime I tell that one about the black dood in darfur or wherever raping that white chick by accident, when really he meant to make sweet sweet love to the other dood wiv AIDS? 

(Source: convictsgruntingrhythmically, via tangledandguiltyarchive)


Dec 3
Dear Followers (if I may call you dear after walking out on you for a year without so much as a how do you do,)
Look at this fucking baby!
It’s his fault I haven’t been around… I was too busy smiling (and wiping shit off of things.)
This is not now a stfuparents or look at my goddamn angel blogBUT LOOK AT MY GODDAMN ANGEL!
…
I will try to restrain myself in future posts unless rainbows actually shoot out his ass or he foments world peace.
*end adorable bulletin*

Dear Followers (if I may call you dear after walking out on you for a year without so much as a how do you do,)

Look at this fucking baby!

It’s his fault I haven’t been around… I was too busy smiling (and wiping shit off of things.)

This is not now a stfuparents or look at my goddamn angel blogBUT LOOK AT MY GODDAMN ANGEL!


I will try to restrain myself in future posts unless rainbows actually shoot out his ass or he foments world peace.

*end adorable bulletin*



Jun 24
jordantumbles:
Baby Pandas
Bullshit… baby this-guy:

jordantumbles:

Baby Pandas

Bullshit… baby this-guy:


Maybe you lost my number?

Maybe you lost my number?


merlin:

Dark Night of the Soul
“I’m a mix of God and monkey.”  —Iggy Pop, ‘Pain’
You gots to git you this ablum… it’s the tits.

merlin:

Dark Night of the Soul

“I’m a mix of God and monkey.”
—Iggy Pop, ‘Pain’

You gots to git you this ablum… it’s the tits.


Jun 23

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, IT’S SPELLED “WHOA”

86400:

pinstripebindi:

not “woah”, you stupid fucks.

Amen.

Alright… but what about

ya vs. yeah vs. yay… that just kills me.


sixbucks:
(via dailycow)
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.- Nietzsche

sixbucks:

(via dailycow)
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
- Nietzsche

It’s Read To Me Tuesday

86400:

…and if I he can find your instant message name, I he will be harassing you in simulacrum to participate.  Be afraid.

I’m going to see if I can sneak in a second round…


Read To Me Tuesday!

From: The Tunnel by William H. Gass…

A tome I have never been able to complete, but I have marvelled at its pieces.


misssilk:
“The world is awful; make a dress.”~Sierra Leone (Memorize the name. Trust: I know this)
Wait, memorize the name of the country?
Unless you mean Adama Kai, Leonian wunderkind, and the future of African Fashion?
‘cause I know this… girlfriend!
(I would like to thank google and vice magazine for their help with this post, and the lord jesus for my sense of humor.)

misssilk:

“The world is awful; make a dress.”~Sierra Leone (Memorize the name. Trust: I know this)

Wait, memorize the name of the country?

Unless you mean Adama Kai, Leonian wunderkind, and the future of African Fashion?

‘cause I know this… girlfriend!

(I would like to thank google and vice magazine for their help with this post, and the lord jesus for my sense of humor.)

Jun 22
You make that belly swell,
I’m waiting for you.
Are you really in there?
It’s been so long I keep expecting to run out of anticipation.
I wonder if you know how big you are in my mind…

You make that belly swell,

I’m waiting for you.

Are you really in there?

It’s been so long I keep expecting to run out of anticipation.

I wonder if you know how big you are in my mind…


86400:

For English speakers who want to talk to and be understood by jazz musicians, hipsters, beatniks, juvenile delinquents, and the criminal French.

Jun 19

Pixar grants little girl her dying wish

chelseanicolec:

HUNTINGTON BEACH – Colby Curtin, a 10-year-old with a rare form of cancer, was staying alive for one thing – a movie.

From the minute Colby saw the previews to the Disney-Pixar movie Up, she was desperate to see it. Colby had been diagnosed with vascular cancer about three years ago, said her mother, Lisa Curtin, and at the beginning of this month it became apparent that she would die soon and was too ill to be moved to a theater to see the film.

After a family friend made frantic calls to Pixar to help grant Colby her dying wish, Pixar came to the rescue.

The company flew an employee with a DVD of Up, which is only in theaters, to the Curtins’ Huntington Beach home on June 10 for a private viewing of the movie.

The animated movie begins with scenes showing the evolution of a relationship between a husband and wife. After losing his wife in old age, the now grumpy man deals with his loss by attaching thousands of balloons to his house, flying into the sky, and going on an adventure with a little boy.

Colby died about seven hours after seeing the film.

With her daughter’s vigil planned for Friday, Lisa Curtin reflected about how grateful she is that Pixar – and “Up” – were a part of her only child’s last day.

“When I watched it, I had really no idea about the content of the theme of the movie,” said Curtin, 46. “I just know that word ‘Up’ and all of the balloons and I swear to you, for me it meant that (Colby) was going to go up. Up to heaven.”

Pixar officials declined to comment on the story or name the employees involved.

THE PREVIEWS

Colby was diagnosed with vascular cancer on Dec. 23, 2005 after doctors found a tumor in her liver. At the time of her death, her stomach was about 94 inches around, swollen with fluids the cancer wouldn’t let her body properly digest. The rest of her body probably weighed about 45 pounds, family friend Carole Lynch said.

Colby had gone to Newport Elementary School and was known for making others laugh, family friend Terrell Orum said. Colby loved to dance, sing, swim and seemed to have a more mature understanding of the world than other children her age, Orum said.

On April 28, Colby went to see the Dream Works 3-D movie “Monsters Vs. Aliens” but was impressed by the previews to “Up.”

“It was from then on, she said, ‘I have to see that movie. It is so cool,’” Lynch said.

Colby was a movie fan, Lisa Curtin said, and she latched onto Pixar’s movies because she loved animals.

Two days later Colby’s health began to worsen. On June 4 her mother asked a hospice company to bring a wheelchair for Colby so she could visit a theater to see “Up.” However, the weekend went by and the wheelchair was not delivered, Lisa Curtin said.

By June 9, Colby could no longer be transported to a theater and her family feared she would die without having seen the movie.

At that point, Orum, who desperately wanted Colby to get her last wish, began to cold-call Pixar and Disney to see if someone could help.

Pixar has an automated telephone answering system, Orum said, and unless she had a name of a specific person she wanted to speak to, she could not get through. Orum guessed a name and the computer system transferred her to someone who could help, she said.

Pixar officials listened to Colby’s story and agreed to send someone to Colby’s house the next day with a DVD of “Up,” Orum recalled.

She immediately called Lisa Curtin, who told Colby.

“Do you think you can hang on?” Colby’s mother said.

“I’m ready (to die), but I’m going to wait for the movie,” the girl replied.

THE MOVIE

At about 12:30 p.m. the Pixar employee came to the Curtins’ home with the DVD.

He had a bag of stuffed animals of characters in the movie and a movie poster. He shared some quirky background details of the movie and the group settled in to watch Up.

Colby couldn’t see the screen because the pain kept her eyes closed so her mother gave her a play-by-play of the film.

At the end of the film, the mother asked if her daughter enjoyed the movie and Colby nodded yes, Lisa Curtin said.

The employee left after the movie, taking the DVD with him, Lynch said.

“He couldn’t have been nicer,” said Lynch who watched the movie with the family. “His eyes were just welled up.”

After the movie, Colby’s dad, Michael Curtin, who is divorced from Lisa Curtin, came to visit.

Colby died with her mom and dad nearby at 9:20 p.m.

Among the Up memorabilia the employee gave Colby was an “adventure book” – a scrap book the main character’s wife used to chronicle her journeys.

“I’ll have to fill those adventures in for her,” Lisa Curtin said.

It’s glad to see that there are still decent people in the world. :)

This ripped my guts out through my tear ducts.

My kid isn’t even born yet and I’m already an emotional wreck.


Jun 18
Rally goin’ down ri-cheer!
The fuckwits in the capitol turned into some half-crazed Visigoths and pulled a slash and burn on the human services budget.  Among other things, this will leave upwards of 50,000 people with disabilities at some level of diminished services…
Always picking on the vulnerable…
*this post contains a bonus douglas adams reference.

Rally goin’ down ri-cheer!

The fuckwits in the capitol turned into some half-crazed Visigoths and pulled a slash and burn on the human services budget.  Among other things, this will leave upwards of 50,000 people with disabilities at some level of diminished services…

Always picking on the vulnerable…

*this post contains a bonus douglas adams reference.

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