Dec
3
Dear Followers (if I may call you dear after walking out on you for a year without so much as a how do you do,)
Look at this fucking baby!
It’s his fault I haven’t been around… I was too busy smiling (and wiping shit off of things.)
This is not now a stfuparents or look at my goddamn angel blogBUT LOOK AT MY GODDAMN ANGEL!
…
I will try to restrain myself in future posts unless rainbows actually shoot out his ass or he foments world peace.
*end adorable bulletin*